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Playful Irish Setter Cartoon Clipart Vector - FriendlyStockINSTRUCTIONS FOR IRISH SETTER PUPPY OWNERS
 
Dear Customer,
 
Congratulations on acquiring your Irish Setter.
 
Please find the instructions for your particular model listed below:
Although your Irish Setter comes fully assembled, due to particular issues during production, we do occasionally have issues with components such as screws. They invariably are either loose or missing altogether.
 
Mode 1: This is the sleep mode, activated for the majority of the day as the Irish Setter ages. This is normal and you should not worry about it, just accept the peace and quiet while you can.
 
Mode 2: Anarchy. Although we have tried to ease the effect of anarchy mode, it’s not always possible. There are inherent issues with the timer settings of anarchy mode in regards to there being none. Should your Irish Setter suddenly go from comatose to running around the walls, we cannot stop this feature.
 
Sunlight: Do not allow your Irish Setter to stay in the sun too long. They can burn if left unattended but they also recharge. Too much of a charge and mode 2 can be activated without warning.
 
Energy consumption: This has been an ongoing issue as their energy consumption is too direct. We have tried to put baffles, non-return valves and diversions in place but none seem to work adequately. Safe to say what goes in comes out, in both solids and gas. The gas, although noxious, can only inhibit breathing of the owner for up to ten minutes.
 
Naming: Your Irish Setter comes untitled as we feel owners should use names of their own. If you are unsure, we have listed below a few names our owners like to use:
Shithead
Nutjob
You’re kidding me
Is that yours?
Don’t you dare
Ok, you
Asshole
Put that down
Why?
Get that out of your mouth
 
The zipper: We ask you not to try to open an Irish Setter’s zipper on their back as this will invalidate your one-hour warranty. Rumours that they are merely toddlers in a dog suit is highly contested.
 
Software: Your Irish Setter is pre-installed with the highest software and hardware. This includes the loyalty chip, the love every one chip, fun chip and, of course, the highly popular mayhem chip. They are all running on the Whatthehell operating system 12.2. Although this has been in circulation for many years, we have found it simply cannot be improved upon.
 
Should you have any queries you can reach us on 118-what-have-I-done
 
Thank you.

 



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Pictured at the announcement of new vehicles for Bus Éireann are (L-R): Tim Gaston, National Transport Authority, Minister Paschal Donohoe and Martin Nolan, Bus Éireann – and Legend the dog.

The state-of-the-art vehicles feature extra legroom, power sockets [on commuter coaches], free WiFi, monitors with Real-Time Passenger Information, are wheelchair accessible and have lower fuel emissions.

 

 
 
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thumb_COLOURBOX8059397  HOW TO SHOW YOUR OWN DOG
 

 

Why did your dog NOT win today? Some decide the judge is a “handler judge” while others feel judges have color or “political” preferences.

 

Often driving home becomes a venting session but some who may consider a judge inept have NOT READ their own breed standard. Most judges truly attempt to do a credible job with the dogs that appear in their ring. This is why judge’s education evolved. So, before we take the judging community to task, what about the exhibitors responsibilities? Speaking for myself, I have no preferences except what is written in the standards. However, I will say this. “The CORRECT color is the BEST color!”

Desired markings are a plus, like “icing on the cake” whereas some markings are distracting. Many judges see beyond color. IF you choose to exhibit something different than the preferred colors as designated in your standard, don’t be surprised when your dog is not considered for Winners.

Most judges are serious about their judging and participate in continuing education. Being human, some make mistakes and most learn from these mistakes. Before looking for excuses as to why some dogs don’t make it to the winners circle, consider the below list as to what most judges want to see in the dog that is presented to them. They concentrate on virtues, not faults. Remember, a judge has only a scant amount of time to consider type, soundness, character, conditioning, and presentation. That’s why good handlers don’t show dogs out of condition and the dogs are trained.

Good show ring advice to help you win with a good dog
  1. Show up on time at ringside. This means for your class, and the possibility of returning for Reserve. Don’t expect judges to wait for you.
  2. Take handling classes. Proper presentation is important.
  3. Dress in appropriate attire that compliments your dog. Don’t wear anything that would take away from the dog’s presentation.
  4. Be sure your dog is clean and properly groomed. “Holding coat” results in mats and knots. Some judges will place a good dog with an inadequate coat if the dog is clean and brushed.
  5. Trim those toenails.
  6. Clean those teeth.
  7. Train your dog to stand for examination. Teach it to allow a “bite” check or tell the judge you prefer to “show the bite” yourself.
  8. If your dog shies or pulls away, go back to training classes.
  9. Clean the belly hair around the “plumbing” and make sure there is no feces under the tail.
  10. Practice posing your dog in a large mirror to see if you appear a “team”.
  11. Trim the feet if the standard calls for it. Do not over do “grooming products”.
  12. Use a loose lead if possible on the “down and back”. Train the dog for a “go around” at a comfortable gait without breaking stride.
  13. STAY IN YOUR PLACE during the class, especially if the class is large. Don’t get lost!
  14. Follow procedures set out by the judge officiating.
  15. If you don’t win, congratulate the winners.

Another tip is to allow someone your dog trusts to present your dog. This enables you to evaluate your dog against the competition. Keeping records of particular judges “likes and dislikes” may be helpful but each entry is different on any given show. Good judges always look for structure, type, presentation, symmetry, and conditioning.

Too often the difference between “winning and losing” rests on the person presenting the dog. Pay attention in the ring as one never knows when a judge may “look back” for a quick comparison. Some judges (myself) don’t like exhibitors jerking, pushing, or moving the dog with their feet. Use the bait or lead.

As an exhibitor, YOU have the power to present your dog well. You know your dogs’ virtues and faults and can present it in such a manner as to accentuate your dog’s good points. Remember this is a dog show, not a people show. The way you handle the dog can make or break how the judge sees him.

If you are at ringside, on time and ready, and dressed appropriately (it’s not a cocktail party or picnic) for your breed, the judge will see your entry at its best. The overall picture you present increases your chances for the judge to point to your dog for those coveted points.

Don’t be afraid or too proud to ask for help. Most people will be happy to assist and encourage you IF you give them a chance when they are not readying for their own ring call.

Some new people will “catch fire” and others fall by the wayside. The first step toward success, for both exhibitors and our sport, is to make new people feel welcome. In turn, those seeking assistance need to give the more seasoned participants the respect they deserve.

 

 
 

E. Katie Gammill,
TheDogPlace.org
Exhibition Editor – May 2013

 
 
 
 

 
 
 
 
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UPDATE!!!

THE ST PATRICKS FAMILY FESTIVAL 2011

SUNDAY 13th MARCH

12noon – 5pm … Edinburgh Gardens, North Fitzroy, Victoria

FREE ENTRY

FUN ACTIVITIES FOR IRISH DOGS (and their owners)  …   loads of great prizes!!!

Enjoy Live Irish Music, Irish Dancers, Refreshments **

Come along with your dogs (and bring your human friends too) for the great ‘craic’ (‘fun’) at the annual Melbourne St. Patrick’s Family Festival …

11.30am          “Dog Games”  –
1.30pm            “Obedience” (dogs, not husbands !!!)
2.30pm            “Wearing of the Green”

Best Dressed Lady & Dog
Best Dressed Gentleman & Dog
Best Dressed Child & Dog

Wonderful prizes, plus lots of ‘encouragement’ prizes

 

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Edinburgh Gardens are approximately 24 hectares in size, located in North Fitzroy, and bound by Brunswick Street to the west, Alfred Crescent to the north and east, and Freeman Street to the south.

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